>_ PRIVACY. ANALYSIS. BITCOIN.

Stack Bitcoin with Cypherpunk clarity.

HeySats is your private Bitcoin command center for Android: local portfolio tracking, DCA Time Machine, macro and technical analysis, mempool tools, and on-chain context — built for long-term stacking and self-study, without handing your financial data to a central server.

  • Bitcoin-only
  • Local-first
  • No account
  • DCA Time Machine
  • Macro Regime Radar
  • Mempool Pro
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Your data, your device.

In a world of financial surveillance, HeySats is built on cypherpunk principles: your portfolio belongs to you. No mandatory accounts, no central balance database, and no selling your transaction history.

Public market and network data power charts and mempool views; your portfolio, DCA plans, and encrypted vault stay on-device. Not a bank, broker, exchange, custodian, or financial advice.

>_ LOCAL PORTFOLIO TRACKING

Own your stack

HeySats works like a digital air-gap for tracking: balance data is entered manually and stored locally. Encrypted on-device storage keeps your accumulation journey between you and the protocol.

  • BTC, sats, and fiat with buy/sell history, tags, and goals.
  • Invested-vs-market charts, P/L, CSV/PDF export, encrypted backup.
  • Multiple profiles, custody labels, and encrypted vault notes.
  • Home widget: BTC price, Fear & Greed, blocks to halving.
HeySats home screen with BTC balance, active DCA plan, and performance chart
>_ QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS

Macro market radar

Read the cycle with math, not hype. Macro Regime Radar, Macro Thermometer, RSI, MACD, Rainbow Chart, and Premium tools like Volatility Lab and Monte Carlo Projection — institutional-style context in your pocket.

  • Macro Regime Radar: DXY, US10Y, VIX, S&P 500, and BTC.
  • Candles, moving averages, RSI, MACD, Bollinger, support/resistance.
  • Advanced analytics: Signal blend, macro pulse, spot BTC ETF flows.
  • Cycle Compass, BTC Seasonality, Confluence (Premium).
Macro Regime Radar with regime score and macro context
>_ CYPHERPUNK TOOLKIT

Sovereignty tools

More than a price ticker: simulate DCA, plan recurring buys, compare strategies, and operate on the network with mempool fees, halving countdown, and Convert utilities.

  • DCA Time Machine, recurring DCA plan, DCA Strategy Lab, Stacking Snapshot.
  • Mempool Pro, Mempool Queue, sat/vB fee maps, CPFP/RBF planner.
  • Network Health, halving countdown, Whale List, Cold Watch.
  • Unit converter, fiat flow to BTC, address explorer, Cypherpunk Academy.
DCA Time Machine simulating BTC purchases with ROI
>_ PREMIUM (GOOGLE PLAY)

Free to start. Full toolkit when you need it.

Premium via Google Play unlocks fuller charts, local DCA reminders, smart alerts (RSI, mempool fees, regime, Confluence), Market Intelligence, and advanced on-chain tools — transparent support for independent development.

  • Full charts
  • DCA reminders
  • Smart alerts
  • Market Intelligence
  • Confluence
  • Advanced on-chain

Frequently asked questions

Quick answers about privacy, DCA, and Premium. Package: com.pt.bitmaxcoin

Is HeySats an exchange or broker?

No. HeySats is an information, organization, and analysis tool. You log transactions manually — no keys, seed phrases, or custody.

Is my portfolio stored on HeySats servers?

Portfolio, history, DCA plans, and vault notes are designed to stay on your device with local encryption. Charts use public market data; we do not sell your balance history.

Why is there no login or account?

Less collection means more sovereignty. Core portfolio, DCA, and education features work without email or identity tied to HeySats.

Do I need an exchange API key?

No. Manual entry keeps the app air-gapped from live trading accounts and reduces linkage between analytics and exchange logins.

What is DCA Time Machine?

DCA (dollar-cost averaging) means buying BTC on a schedule. DCA Time Machine backtests recurring purchases; pair it with the recurring planner and DCA Strategy Lab for discipline — not financial advice.

What is Macro Regime Radar?

A Premium-friendly macro panel: RSI, log regression bands, Macro Thermometer, and regime read (bullish, bearish, transition) from DXY, yields, VIX, S&P 500, and BTC.

Can I manage multiple portfolios?

Yes — separate profiles and tags for long-term cold storage vs shorter-term balances, all stored locally.

How does HeySats make money?

Optional Premium via Google Play: alerts, full radar, Market Intelligence, and advanced on-chain — no ads on your portfolio data.

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